Heh! Stole Gabi’s phone for a sec

Hey, guys, just wanted to let you know I’m not dead. There’s just no wi-fi at my house for now.

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

audreyii-fic:

writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

1. push her into a pool

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about how small your body gets under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

towritepoems:

I’m really liking this whole haiku business

mormondad:

accario:

lookinq:

hauty:

holy shit at first i was like what a dumb transparent picture then i saw it on someones blog and was like HOLY FUCKING SHIT. omg this is so cool

wtf omg so cool

clipped my blog

tennants-companion:

so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack